To Whom It May Concern:
I am tendering my resignation effective immediately from my current position. I can no longer fulfill the role of maid, warden, chaufer, cook, scheduler, mother, ex-wife, friend, girlfriend, or adult.
I have come to learn that I am ill-equipped for this position and I apologize for accepting it without the necessary experience. I now know this was a mistake for all involved.
I appreciate all this position has taught me through the years. I will use the knowledge and experience in any future endeavors.
P.S. An increase in respect might get me to reconsider…